house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
whatever. i still think this place could be the new pdf. i havent lost hope
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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you.
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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
- sit down with uncle so-and-so
- he says something about gay people in passing
- my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
- he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
- we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
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these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy”
me after lunch:
google siting ao3 as a source is so unhinged
Google is quickly approaching a fucking unusable state